Women for Nerds or Physics for Dummies (?)

Trying to figure out the objective of this list comparing women to physical theories. Are the comparisons explaining physics or women? Are they explaining women in a language physics-nerds can understand?

a sample:
” Cosmology is the girl that doesn’t really date, but has lots of hot friends. Some people date cosmology just to hang out with her friends.”

So? Do you understand women now? Or physical theory?

Fail.