Archive for May 21st, 2008

Which Sexuality Would You Like With Your Main Course?

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

Finally – wine that doesn’t just taste good and make us drunk, but helps us, determine our true sexuality!

An italian wine producer is claiming that ist wine can help you identifiy your true sexuality. There’s a “masculine” red, a “feminine” white and a “masculine-feminine” rose. They come with a sexuality questionnaire. Presumably then it’s the questionnaire, if anything, that helps determine what your sexuality might be.

P.S.: People who ask their wine for advice on their sexuality are what we call “drunk”!